i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
