Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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