i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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