Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He? As in you personified your dick?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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