Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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