just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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