Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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