Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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