My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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