So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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