you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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