just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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