The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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