upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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