bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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