More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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