How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
this boner is exhausting
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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