Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
His nipple licking is glorious
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