LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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