I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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