Pappa wants mamma naked
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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