her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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