i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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