Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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I want her autograph on my taint
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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