So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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