yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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