Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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