is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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