just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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