just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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