yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She's the barista slut.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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