I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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