So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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