that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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