Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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