yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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