eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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