it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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