super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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