lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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