at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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