Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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