Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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