I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
