No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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