I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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