Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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