I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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