Will you blow on my dice?
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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