Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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