Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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