dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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